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If I become a demon, cut me down

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Help the hurt, save the small

thespacenico:

link being clingy because he starts to get panicky any time zelda moves farther than 3 feet from him vs. zelda being clingy because she was all alone for hundreds of years and now she doesn’t wanna go anywhere without link

sirterrypratchett:

“This is a book about magic and where it goes and perhaps more importantly where it comes from and why, although it doesn’t pretend to answer all or any of these questions.” & “Perhaps more importantly, the ants used all the sugar lumps they could steal to build a small sugar pyramid in one of the hollow walls, in which, with great ceremony, they entombed the mummified body of a dead queen. On the wall of one tiny hidden chamber they inscribed, in insect heiroglyphs, the true secret of longevity. They got it absolutely right and it would probably have important implications for the universe if it hadn’t, next time the university flooded, been completely washed away.”

Equal Rites, Terry Pratchett

Opening and final lines.

elljayvee:

ranidspace:

egberts:

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“So if little girls experience their menstrual cycle in 5th grade or 4th grade, will that prohibit conversations from them since they are in the grade lower than sixth grade?” asked state Rep. Ashley Gantt, a Democrat who taught in public schools and noted that girls as young as 10 can begin having periods.


“It would,” McClain responded.

Unbelievable. Link to article.

The first ever suicide prevention hotline was created in 1935 bevause a man conducted a funeral for a 14 year old girl who ended her life because she got her period. She didn’t know what it was and assumed it was a STD. Learning about periods and sexual health is life saving. Republicans are unapologetically just evil.

You know, here’s a thing: I went to Catholic school from age 5 to age 16. (My family’s not Christian, but the local public schools weren’t great, so – )

In 4th grade, girls were given a clear, scientific, extremely bland pamphlet about menstruation. It was Boring and Educational. There wasn’t any class about it or anything – just the pamphlet, provided in a plain manila envelope for you to take home.

Starting in 5th grade, the school provided a small pack of pads to girls. This was probably so that anyone who unexpectedly started her period at school would have an emergency supply, but the thing was: this boring pamphlet, this pack of pads handed to you by a nun, made menstruation…so normal. It’s so normal that a nun hands you a pack of pads. It’s so normal that there’s a boring pamphlet. It’s just a thing your body does. (It’s so normal that you realize, oh, nuns have periods, huh.)

It kills me, KILLS ME, that this totally boring and bland form of education about human bodies is somehow Too Much, Too Scary, Too Sexy, for some people.

lunian:

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worm infested skies, nature is beautiful

doritopretzel:

currantlee:

Something I love about the memory of Zelda and Sonia in the German dub of TotK

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(Translation: And your Link, too, is surely awaiting your return.)

Sonia uses the phrase “dein Link” (“your Link”) here, which in German is a common phrase to indicate the belief that someone might have romantic feelings for another person. And the way Pauliner Weiner (Sonia’s German VA) delivers this line very much indicates that she is indeed teasing Zelda a little here! Sonia ships Zelink confirmed!!

But wait. There’s more!

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Oh I have to add in Latin American Spanish the way Sonia replies in the end is very teasing as well, she says “por algo Zelda habla tan bien de él” which translates to “Zelda speaks so highly of him for a reason”. In Latin American the tone is very teasing, when you like or have a secret relationship with someone and the other notices, they usually use that tone of voice. It’s very sweet.


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gave a guy head once and after he finished he said "thanks for kissing my worm" guess that's what happens when you suck a guy off behind a tesco express

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chimpanzeedotcom:

I hate my followers so much it’s unreal. Not even a proper fucking Tesco’s

konbinii:

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shark: the ultimate gender

theskywaker:

theskywaker:

zelda’s quest (in another universe)

thanks for blazing my work 🙂 i appreciate it

thetrashiestbaby:

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just-knackle-art:

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I just love this little guy so much!! He’s invincible!!

He’s a sticker design. I might print a few!

monkeysaysficus:

adamsmasher:

knightofleo:

I’m

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joey-wheeler-official:

cornerfolks:

hajimedics:

powerburial:

i hate when youtube food reviewers take a bite out of a burger and hold it right up to the camera where they took a bite. like thanks, looks disgusting, what are you gonna show me next? A Man’s Asshole?

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hey that’s the guy who had a legitimate full mental breakdown because people said aging and dying was natural and he insisted saying that was tantamount to supporting genocide and him and weren’t meant to age or die. the fursona guy. that’s him

It’s all “keep tumblr weird” until a real weirdo shows up I see

animentality:

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